What if God was one of us? Just a stranger on a bus, masturbating violently.
fuck kind of bus do you ride
(Source: juilan)
(Source: e-levated)
(Source: nordegrafs)
Why did this make me laugh so hard.
I live a Garth appreciation life.
dean: hey sammy i gotta talk to you about something
sam: k
dean: so...so it's like this all right
dean: you know how i love pie the best
sam: *sigh* yes i know how you love pie the best
dean: yeah, i always did. since i can remember.
dean: and if anybody ever even asked me to eat cake--
sam: you'd throw a bitch fit
dean: i'd politely decline, shut up sammy i'm talking
dean: anyway, all my life it was pie and not cake, not ever.
dean: but imagine that one day this cake came into my life
dean: this really amazing cake
dean: like it looks like the most delicious thing to sit on a plate
dean: plucked from god's own dessert tray if you will
dean: and i'm like, damn, i need to eat this cake right now
dean: and it's not like i don't still love pie, right, like pie is still awesome
dean: but this cake looks so good that i might never eat pie again
dean: i could see myself making sweet love to this cake for the rest of my life
sam: dean wat
dean:
sam: what are you even saying
dean:
sam:
dean:
sam:
dean:
sam:
dean: i might be a little bit gay for cas
ok so u see those three dots in the shape of a triangle?
they’re moles
they’re also a common tattoo that people get when they’re in a gang or a mafia, in France it means “Death to cows (cops),” in Germany each dot is equivalent to how many years they spent in prison, homeless people and sailors use it as a sign of protection, it’s also a Freemason symbol, and it has something to do with keeping an oath to society in Turkey.
so basically the thug life actually chose me.
everyone can go home now.
Six seconds well spent.
It was. It was.
An Arabian Nights slumber party… that Kuzco crashes fashionably late.
OHMYGODTHISISPERFECT
I AM LITERALLY SCREAMING
someone should write a fanfic of when Al’s in the hospital after getting his body back and Ed comes in and does this
not a fanfic but
What the fuck happens when Clifford takes a shit who the fuck cleans it and where the hell do they put all of it
